WHAT THE HELL DOUG HUTCHISON!?

As much as I love Doug Hutchison, what the hell is he doing marrying a 16 year old. 

I am aware of this being in the summer of 2011, so what that makes her 18 now.

YES that makes her 18 now, BUT that makes him 53! 

Still 4 years older than her OWN father!

This is Doug Hutchison and his WIFE yes child bride, Courtney Stodden.

Turns out she's a supposed arising pop singer, is this what you call singing?

NO this is not singing!

And her little pout, what's that all about?!

WATCH this creepy interview to see what I mean!

URGH this makes me feel physically sick!

I used to like Doug Hutchison when he was in The Green Mile! I don't think I can watch that film again WITHOUT judging him.

I know it's harsh to judge, but we all do it, and apparently she was a 'virgin' before marrying, she was a strict catholic girl.

I'm sorry but STRICT CATHOLIC GIRLS do not show their junk at the age of 14. Doh!

What were her parents thinking condoling this? Oh yeah MONEY!

MY GOD someone give me some alcohol to get over this monstrosity! 

PARENTS!

As much as I love my mam, (yes I said mam because I'm a Geordie!) and my dad, they sure do grind my gears sometimes!

It's like because I am their child they need to be involved in most things, well no, if I'm not well enough to go to college, then believe me, lets face it, I'm the most honest of my siblings, and the nicer child to be brought up.

Let me give you examples (I can't stress how much I love my siblings and parents man!)

Anyway.

Let's start with the oldest.

Chris, he never really done anything, at all, that was his problem, the laziest gun in the west! (At least I do some chores, like hoover, vacuum for you Americans. I wash the dishes after meals also.)

Michelle, she used to be MY Shelly, my other sister Symone was not allowed her! I was selfish over her because I thought she was an angel! May that be as much as I love her, and as much as she spoils me, STILL, how come you went from As to Cs in school? In a year. Hmmph.

(Now I never said I was bright, in fact I only did okay at GCSE and A Levels, be that may I'm still going to University!)

Mark, he was strangely born on the 23rd March, exactly three years after my sister Michelle, nice birthday present ey! Anyway, did he even go to school? I'm sure he did but still...when?! He's got my back though, like a brother does.

Gavin, he's the same age as mark, only born in September, not March, (different marriages and that), he liked to mess around with Mark, as they were the same age, in the same classes at school (when they went) and rode bikes together.

Symone, well, her and Gavin were mischievous, together, against me, because I was the baby of the siblings. Symone used to babysit me when my parents went out. Or did she? She used to go to park and leave me in the house, don't worry my parents are aware of this, and they told her off and grounded her. She used to run away, dye her hair blue and always turn up at Kerry's. Not smart sis!

(ARGH I typed the rest of this stupid post, but I got interrupted and had to do a silly end of year survery for college, damn you!)

MY PARENTS

James, the daddy! Why did he kick and scream because I felt ill today? 'You need to go to college you weren't in last week' okay papi, I shall go, to please you, never mind my health.
I know I sound harsh but I'm up to date and College is NOTHING like school. Get with it.
I know you only do it because you care though.

Pauline, the mammy! (Mom, Mum, Mummy, Mother, whatever, I call her Mam!) she is deffo the mellow parent. She will shout, normally when they computers not working, but she apologises asap. Once I woke up late and she was having a go, and my dad joined in and I just walked out the house, I got missed calls and texts worrying where I am. I said 'I'm at college I'd rather be here than be at home being nagged because I slept in a little. I might come home before I go to work'.
She replied an hour later apologising.

I know this is a very text heavy post, no pictures, but where in the rules does it say I need pictures?! NO WHERE.

I'm sorry I'm just ranting. I need to let it all out ya!

This point of this post though, is to let my parents and siblings know that they should never stop caring, because you's only rant and nag in my best interest.

Lots of love, the baby of the family.
(Yes I'm being soppy, what of it!)

Okay so I got asked yesterday...

Here's one for you, what song takes you right back to your childhood, a song that sticks in your mind for some strange reason ??

So my reply was 'The Prodigy - Firestarter'

Let me explain

Imagine watching THIS video at the tender age of eight 

The story was...

My mother and father moved to our current house, and as my dad was trying to sell off the old house, based in Pelaw, my oldest sister Michelle moved in.

I was staying over one weekend, and being the lovely child I was, I was melting her favourite lipstick on the extremely hot radiator.

(Yes this is a really shit drawing of a window, radiator and me melting lipstick, but what of it? at least I sketched it.)

My sister was watching music channels, but she had it really loud because she was chasing her physco cat in the dining room.

THIS ^ music video came on (remember REALLY LOUD)

I glanced at the television (check my being politically correct) and I see this scary face.

I screamed like a banshee and hid behind the old sofa, crying my eyes out shouting 'TURN IT OFF SHELLY TURN IT OFF'

So I generally thought this scary, scary, scary man was coming after me because I was melting my sisters favourite lipstick. 

My face looked like this!

Believe me when I say, I have never, ever, ever done anything to annoy/aggravate my sister since. I am now 18, nearly 19.

The point of this story was. I am scared of The Prodigy, and can not watch their music videos without cringing and whimpering in the corner of my artistic bedroom. 

P.S. 

Please don't come after me scary man, I've never wronged my sister since! :|

WHERE ARE MY DVDs?

So I ordered DVDs on April 12th. I was promised that they would arrive within 7 working days and I would receive an email confirming they have been dispatched.

I never received an email saying they had been dispatched.

I also didn't get me sorry MY ('Geordie' language kicked in there) DVDs, so I emailed them asking 'WHERE ARE MY DVDs?' I got a reply...

Hello,
Thank you for your email.
In order for us to answer your enquiry, could you please reply to this email including the order number.

Always include the order history when replying as it may not be possible to find your previous emails.  Also, your reply will not necessarily go to the same person.
 Upon receipt of this information, I will be able to look into your enquiry for you.
Regards,

Customer Services

I emailed them back with my order number. I then got seven yes SEVEN emails. One of which was...

Good Afternoon,

Many thanks for your enquiry.

In regards to your email, it looks like there has been a delay in your order being dispatched.

Please accept our apologies for this delay, we will now be making an investigation as to why there has been.

However, I can confirm that this has been rectified and your items dispatched (24/04/2012).

Once again, please accept my apologies for this delay.

Regards,

Rick

Customer Services

So this is just a HUGE thank you to my man RICK from www.ThatsEntertainment.co.uk because now I have a huge grin like this...