PARENTS!

As much as I love my mam, (yes I said mam because I'm a Geordie!) and my dad, they sure do grind my gears sometimes!

It's like because I am their child they need to be involved in most things, well no, if I'm not well enough to go to college, then believe me, lets face it, I'm the most honest of my siblings, and the nicer child to be brought up.

Let me give you examples (I can't stress how much I love my siblings and parents man!)

Anyway.

Let's start with the oldest.

Chris, he never really done anything, at all, that was his problem, the laziest gun in the west! (At least I do some chores, like hoover, vacuum for you Americans. I wash the dishes after meals also.)

Michelle, she used to be MY Shelly, my other sister Symone was not allowed her! I was selfish over her because I thought she was an angel! May that be as much as I love her, and as much as she spoils me, STILL, how come you went from As to Cs in school? In a year. Hmmph.

(Now I never said I was bright, in fact I only did okay at GCSE and A Levels, be that may I'm still going to University!)

Mark, he was strangely born on the 23rd March, exactly three years after my sister Michelle, nice birthday present ey! Anyway, did he even go to school? I'm sure he did but still...when?! He's got my back though, like a brother does.

Gavin, he's the same age as mark, only born in September, not March, (different marriages and that), he liked to mess around with Mark, as they were the same age, in the same classes at school (when they went) and rode bikes together.

Symone, well, her and Gavin were mischievous, together, against me, because I was the baby of the siblings. Symone used to babysit me when my parents went out. Or did she? She used to go to park and leave me in the house, don't worry my parents are aware of this, and they told her off and grounded her. She used to run away, dye her hair blue and always turn up at Kerry's. Not smart sis!

(ARGH I typed the rest of this stupid post, but I got interrupted and had to do a silly end of year survery for college, damn you!)

MY PARENTS

James, the daddy! Why did he kick and scream because I felt ill today? 'You need to go to college you weren't in last week' okay papi, I shall go, to please you, never mind my health.
I know I sound harsh but I'm up to date and College is NOTHING like school. Get with it.
I know you only do it because you care though.

Pauline, the mammy! (Mom, Mum, Mummy, Mother, whatever, I call her Mam!) she is deffo the mellow parent. She will shout, normally when they computers not working, but she apologises asap. Once I woke up late and she was having a go, and my dad joined in and I just walked out the house, I got missed calls and texts worrying where I am. I said 'I'm at college I'd rather be here than be at home being nagged because I slept in a little. I might come home before I go to work'.
She replied an hour later apologising.

I know this is a very text heavy post, no pictures, but where in the rules does it say I need pictures?! NO WHERE.

I'm sorry I'm just ranting. I need to let it all out ya!

This point of this post though, is to let my parents and siblings know that they should never stop caring, because you's only rant and nag in my best interest.

Lots of love, the baby of the family.
(Yes I'm being soppy, what of it!)